NoMemberPrimary skill setNotorious powers & itemsMajor life eventsReligion
6DrakefyreAdmin/MageArcane Blow, EE, Wave blade, Divine Warrior
  • Banned (himself)
  • Unbanned
  • Dead (blown up by Spawner's turtle bomb)
  • Revived
  • Dead (stabbed repeatedly by Emperor Tullegolar)
  • Revived with Nitrogen
  • (Vahnatai Creationism)
    19*iAdmin/ScripterAntimatter Machine, Boot
  • Dead (blown up by Spawner's turtle bomb)
  • Revived with Radon
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    45DintiradanWarlordAlchemy, Legions of Terror, Cloning Machine, Deth Ray, Summoning Machine, Homeland
  • Dead (eaten by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Bismuth
  • Infected (spelling)
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    201Emperor TullegolarWarlordSlith spear, Leadership
  • Dead (shot by dainslaif)
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    22EphesosPriestAlchemy, Repel Spirit, Divine Retribution, Clover Boots, Crickets
  • Dead (killed by undead)
  • Revived
  • Unspecific Mythoi
    202NiocaPriestSmite Unspecific Mythoi
    21SlartuckerPriestDesk, Moove Slowly, Udder Destruction, EE, Bovine Thud
  • Dead (punched into wall by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Aluminum
  • Departed
  • Returned
  • Nine-Headed Cave Cow
    66RandomizerMageSpray Acid
  • Dead (eaten by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Phosphorous
  • Infected (word insertion)
  • Possessed
  • Freed
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    16Zephyr TempestMageDemons, Ice Lances
  • Dead (killed by can of spam and Ur-noob)
  • Revived by Dintiradan clone
  • Dead (killed in Ultimate Weapon of Doom explosion)
  • Revived with Promethium
  • Dead (crushed by Ur-noob's fist)
  • Revived with Promethium
  • Dead (bludgeoned with Homeland by Dintiradan)
  • Revived by Ephesos
  • Dead (shot by wererat)
  • Revived by Ephesos
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    56ZevizMageBolt of Fire, Scrying Pool
  • Dead (shot by Wise Man)
  • Revived with Hafnium
  • Infected (s to z)
  • Wereratted
  • Dead (offscreen)
  • Revived with Hafnium
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    60Archmagus MicaelMage/Scripter 
  • Dead (killed by undead)
  • Revived with Radium
  • Infected (n00b)
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    47AlecFighterScimitar
  • Dead (dogpiled by noobs)
  • Revived
  • Infected (mute)
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    207AndrasteFighterDouble-wielded Clubs  
    109DemonslayerFighter 
  • Dead (offscreen)
  • Revived with Bohrium
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    62Enraged SlithFighterSlith spear
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Einsteinium
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    53Happa Tai Yattai / ToenailFighterDual-wielded Black Halberds
  • Dead (eaten by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Cadmium
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    51Infernal666hateFighterDemonslayer
  • Dead (killed by undead)
  • Revived
  • Infected (horrible phonology)
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    49JewelsFighterBeer
  • Dead (axed by a 1337 h4x0r)
  • Revived with Antimony
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    54MagmaDragoonFighterFlaming sword, Guardian Claymore
  • Dead (shot by Spawner)
  • Revived with Magnesium
  • Infected (word order)
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    24NicothodesFighterDual-wielded pens, Mechanical pencil
  • Dead (shot by 31337 h4x0r)
  • Revived with Vanadium
  • Infected (flamer)
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    114RobinatorFighter 
  • Returned
  • Infected (exclamation marks)
  • Possessed
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    25SherbiebabyFighterDual-wielded pens
  • Dead (killed in lurker revolt)
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    29Sir DavidFighterFire, Flaming longsword
  • Dead (killed by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Barium
  • Infected (1337 chancery)
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    69Spy-thereFighter 
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Platinum
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    34Wonko the SaneFighterPunches
  • Dead (killed by noobs)
  • Revived with Ununquadium
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    104ZorroFighterGalactic Core, Sword, Ocean Bound
  • Returned
  • Dead (stabbed by wererat)
  • Retroactively didn't die (changed by Icshi)
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    1AloraelSniperSniper, Skribbane
  • Dead (shocked by 31337 h4x0r drinking his skribbane)
  • Revived with Helium
  • Skribbanned
  • Cured
  • RW
    52dXsSniperRice Cakes
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
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    37Jumpin' SalmonSniperFishing rod, Jumping
  • Dead (fell into pit)
  • Revived with Silver
  • Infected (n00b)
  • Dead (spammed by Silent Assassin)
  • Revived
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    48KingySniperBeer, Heartstriker
  • Dead (killed by can of spam)
  • Revived with Beryllium
  • Dead (killed by red rat mob)
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    17Lenar Labs / Lord GrimmSniperReaperdisks, Scythe
  • Dead (kicked away by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Iodine
  • Infected (mute)
  •  
    28SynergySniperBS, Submission Baton, Madness Gems
  • Dead (stabbed by Nicothodes)
  • Revived (offscreen)
  • Returned
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    23TyranicusSniperJavelins, Chats, Shadow Vale
  • Dead (axed by 31337 hax0r)
  • Superfluously killed (fireballed by Slartucker)
  • Revived
  • Infected (reduplicates speech)
  • Dead (shot by Alorael)
  • Revived with Manganese
  • Dead (DIE!d by Terror's Martyr)
  • Revived with Manganese
  • Dead (shot by adbot)
  • Revived with Manganese
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    35DikiyobaLurkerNetiquitte, Alchemy
  • Dead (axed by 1337 h4x0r)
  • Revived with Neon
  • Infected (garbles own name)
  • Dead (shot by wererat)
  • Revived with Neon
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    102FatmanLurker 
  • Dead (offscreen)
  • Revived
  • Infected (n00b)
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    36GoldenKingLurkerSkribbane, Pizza shield, Chocolate, Canisters, Aura of Flames
  • Dead (shot by Alorael)
  • Revived with Gold
  • Infected (n00b)
  • Possessed
  • Freed
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    31LurkerLurkerHomeland
  • Dead (crushed by avalanche)
  • Revived with Lawrencium
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    208MysticLurkerPack  
    203RiibuLurkerInvisibility
  • Returned
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    18Silent AssassinLurkerDagger
  • Dead (eaten by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Astatine
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    32WandererLurker 
  • Dead (crushed by avalanche)
  • Revived with Curium
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    30Ben4808Scripter 
  • Dead (killed by a 1337 h4x0r)
  • Revived
  • RW
    4KelandonScripterCoC, Bans, Spellcheckers, Shield
  • Dead (eaten by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Sodium
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    58KhothScripter 
  • Dead (eaten by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Gallium
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    205NemesisScripterDainslaifs
  • Dead (stabbed by Garrison)
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    59SmooScripterRats
  • Dead (killed by 1337 h4x0rs)
  • Revived with Strontium
  • Infected (n00b)
  • Wereratted
  • Dead (shot by Synergy)
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    11Terror's MartyrScripterInsults
  • Dead (killed by his own philosophizing evil bosses)
  • Revived with Uranium
  • Infected (garbles curses)
  • Banned (offscreen)
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    61NiemandScripter/FighterJade Halberd
  • Dead (killed by a flamer)
  • Revived with Niobium
  • Dead (clawed by blue rat)
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    27NikkiScripter/LurkerMechanical pencil
  • Dead (stabbed by Spawner)
  • Revived
  • Infected (persistently amensiac)
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    26Archmage AlexSummonerStick figures
  • Dead (killed by noobs)
  • Revived with Krypton
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    38IcshiSummonerFerrets, Navy seals
  • Dead (axed by 31337 hax0r)
  • Departed
  • RW
    39Student of TrinitySummoner/SniperTrinities, rocks
  • Dead (shot by Spawner)
  • Revived with Antihydrogen
  • RW
    42ADOSBeastmasterInspector Peanut, Inspector Walnut
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Meitnerium
  • Dead (killed by giant rats)
  • RW
    3SaundersBeastmasterFluffy turtles
  • Dead (eaten by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Titanium
  • Infected
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    9Delicious VlishVlishTentacles, Terror, Daze, Feisty Tentacle Slap of Pain
  • Dead (bitten and overwhelmed by noobs)
  • Revived with Antihelium
  • Infected (projection)
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    118RakshasiRakshasiAbsorbs magic
  • Dead (offscreen)
  • Revived with Antigallium
  • RW
    13ArghhhhhhhhhNoob 
  • Banned
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    107BomberNoob 
  • Infected (n00b)
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    10EddieNoob 
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
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    15I_am_a_MinotaurNoob 
  • Banned
  •  
    108Lord LlamaNoob 
  • Infected (n00b)
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    14Shaper LordNoob 
  • Banned
  •  
    12Arancaytar Stats, Ermarian Networks, Magic Flute
  • Dead (punched into wall by Ur-noob)
  • Superfluously killed (fireballed by Slartucker)
  • Revived with Osmium
  • Infected (n00b)
  • Cthulhu
    33Ash Lael SubTerra
  • Dead (stabbed by a noob)
  • Revived with Iron
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    117BainIhrno  
  • Dead (offscreen)
  • Revived with Chromium
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    70Croikle  
  • Dead (killed in lurker revolt)
  • Revived with Selenium
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    67Dallerdin  
  • Dead (shot by Pyroroamer)
  • Revived
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    64Dareva  
  • Dead (eaten by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Mercury
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    72Desert Pl@h  
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
  • Revived with Zinc
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    103Dolphin  
  • Returned
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    43Drew  
  • Dead (shocked by magic barrier)
  • Revived with Americium
  • RW
    105Erika Maroonmark  
  • Infected (1337 chancery)
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    46FBM  
  • Dead (shocked by magic barrier)
  • Revived with Palladium
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    204Frozen Feet    
    206Garrison  
  • Dead (slashed by dainslaif)
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    44Hawk King  
  • Dead (fried by Ur-noob's breath)
  • RW
    8Imban  
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
  • Revived
  • Infected (emoticons)
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    65Inthrall  
  • Dead (killed by undead)
  • Revived with Molybdenum
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    209Jadewolf    
    50Lazarus  
  • Dead (killed repeatedly by undead)
  • Revived with Lead
  • Dead (ice lanced by Zephyr Tempest)
  • Revived with Lead
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    113Major  
  • Infected (garbles words)
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    5Marlenny Censuses
  • Dead (shot by Pyroroamer)
  • Revived
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    116Meeshka    
    112Mr. Bookworm  
  • Infected (n00b)
  •  
    74Mysterious Man Beer
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
  • Revived
  • Infected (numbers and symbols)
  • Possessed
  • Dead (stabbed by Silent Assassin)
  • Revived
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    110Nick Ringer Beer
  • Infected (spelling)
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    111Order Mage    
    73Pyro  
  • Dead (killed by undead)
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    68Redstart  
  • Dead (tripped and killed by a noob)
  • Revived with Zirconium
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    63Rent-an-Ihrno  
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
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    75Ripper  
  • Dead (fried by Ur-noob's breath)
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    7Schrodinger Walkthroughs
  • Dead (shot by Pyroroamer)
  • Revived with Argon
  • Infected
  •  
    57Shuan Wuan / Shaun Waun  
  • Dead (fried by Ur-noob's breath)
  • Revived with Samarium
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    71Silver Maps
  • Dead (squished by Ur-noob)
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    101Snafta  
  • Dead (offscreen)
  • Revived with Tin
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    40Spring  
  • Dead (fireballed by Troll Master)
  • Revived
  • RW
    55Stew Boy  
  • Dead (shot by 31337 h4x0r)
  • Revived with Cobalt
  • Infected (n00b)
  • Possessed
  • Freed
  •  
    119Stughalf Ferret
  • Returned
  •  
    20Thralni Flight
  • Dead (axed by a noob)
  • Revived with Potassium
  • Infected (typos)
  • Chicken Gods
    2Thuryl  
  • Departed
  • Returned
  • Dead (aura of flamed by GoldenKing)
  • Revived with Nobelium
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    115VCH    
    41Wise Man  
  • Dead (bolt of fired by Zeviz)
  • Revived with Silicon
  • Infected (1337 chancery)
  • RW
    106WKS    

    Thing Infection Symptoms

    SymptomMembers
    S to ZZeviz
    TyposThralni
    Garbles own nameDikiyoba
    Garbles cursesTerror's Martyr
    Garbles wordsMajor
    SpellingDintiradan, Nick Ringer
    n00bArchmagus Micael, Jumpin' Salmon, Fatman, GoldenKing, Smoo, Bomber, Lord Llama, Arancaytar, Mr. Bookworm, Stew Boy
    Horrible phonologyInfernal666hate
    Word insertionRandomizer
    Word orderMagmaDragoon
    FlamerNicothodes
    Reduplicates speechTyranicus
    Exclamation marksRobinator
    1337 chancerySir David, Erika Maroonmark, Wise Man
    EmoticonsImban
    Numbers and symbolsMysterious Man
    ProjectionDelicious Vlish
    MuteAlec, Lenar Labs
    Persistently amnesiacNikki

    Most Deaths

    DeathsMember
    5Zephyr Tempest, Tyranicus
    2Drakefyre, Zeviz, Jumpin' Salmon, Kingy, Dikiyoba, Smoo, Niemand, ADOS, Arancaytar, Lazarus, Mysterious Man

    Most Homicides

    HomicidesMember
    2Nemesis, Silent Assassin, Slartucker
    1Emperor Tullegolar, Dintiradan, Wise Man, Nicothodes, Terror's Martyr, Alorael, Garrison, Synergy, Zephyr Tempest, GoldenKing, Zeviz

    Members whom we have not seen revived after the Noob War

    Members who have never died